Chapter 752 - 807: Everyone Within the Four Seas is sh*t - Urban Ace Bodyguard - NovelsTime

Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 752 - 807: Everyone Within the Four Seas is sh*t

Author: Do not lose your original aspiration
updatedAt: 2025-09-20

"Miss Shuishui, what are you trying to do here?" Lin Hai was at a loss for words.

Luckily, after learning from past mistakes, he kept his phone volume very low. Otherwise, if his CEO wife heard it, it would be worse than death by skinning.

"Hmph, did you forget? You promised to enhance my breasts," Tao Shuishui said.

"Ah? Damn."

Unexpectedly, the little devil star still remembered this matter.

"Cough cough, could we change the subject?"

While wiping the sweat from his forehead, Lin Hai stealthily glanced at the CEO wife; fortunately, she didn't notice anything suspicious.

"Cough cough, CEO, I'm going to the restroom to answer a call."

With that, Lin Hai quickly slipped into the restroom.

"Beast Lin, you dare not help me?! Believe it or not, in the future you'll be begging me to allow you to drink foot-washing water."

Lin Hai stood in the CEO's restroom, holding a cigarette in his left hand, yawning out of boredom - these kinds of threats from a little girl really didn't move him. He said indifferently, "Darling, don't think the whole world is sh*t, not everyone will spoil you."

On the other end of the phone, there seemed to be the sound of something being thrown, clearly, Tao Shuishui was really angry.

Lin Hai was ready to be furiously scolded.

"Brother Lin, you're the best, oh."

Lin Hai shivered violently, damn, the little devil star is too tempting, what would become of her when she grows up? She could fatally seduce men.

"Dabang Lin, for my cousin's sake, please agree to help me."

"Uh..."

Lin Hai was speechless; mentioning Tao Xia, he really felt embarrassed to refuse.

"Alright, I agree. You decide the place for tonight."

"OK, mwah."

"Could you not say it so seductively..."

After the call, Lin Hai walked out of the restroom and noticed a pair of suspicious eyes from the CEO staring at him.

"Wife, your eyes are pretty sexy."

"Humph, tell me, who were you chatting with just now? Seemed very secretive, afraid of someone hearing." After a pause, Ouyang Xiaoya, having thought of something, added, "Don't tell me it was your buddy, or Big Strong or something."

"Uh, CEO, I was just talking to Tao Shuishui," Lin Hai answered truthfully.

Ouyang Xiaoya was stunned. How come the dead Beast was suddenly "spilling the beans"?

Lin Hai didn't give the CEO wife a chance to speak, and continued: "Shuishui and I were just discussing the last time I entered a woman's body..."

"The dead Beast, really being so blunt... What?!! Entering a woman's body?!"

The office's air temperature abruptly dropped; the icy beauty's eyes fixed deathly on Lin Hai.

Someone had a face that knew you would react this way, and as Ouyang Xiaoya held her breath for a few seconds as if gathering her energy for a big move, she blandly said: "The last time I entered a woman's body, it was before I returned from abroad."

"Damn, what a Beast, lacking all respect."

"Soulless, discussing such indecent topics to my face!"

"Most importantly, this damn Beast Lin, even played with a 'foreigner'!!!"

Ouyang Xiaoya reached the edge of anger.

She couldn't understand why Lin Hai was telling her these things; was he trying to provoke a breakup?

Could it be that becoming a CEO made him arrogant and swollen-headed?

"Damn!"

"Wife, why do you look like you're seeking revenge against society?"

"The last time I entered a woman's body was when visiting the Statue of Liberty in the United States; I must say, those foreigners really built her big."

Ouyang Xiaoya, who was previously extremely angry, even had prepared to ask whether they needed to break up, as well as planning to buy back the CEO position at a high price.

Even inside, she was deeply sad; was Lin Hai always hiding behind a mask?

Ouyang Xiaoya suddenly felt she almost choked.

She had prepared all kinds of criticisms for the dead Beast's crimes.

But with just one sentence from this guy, everything was stuffed back.

Looking at Lin Hai again, Ouyang Xiaoya suddenly couldn't muster her anger.

She saw the dead Beast sipping tea with a "calm" face, occasionally squeezing his eyebrows at her, damn, damn, he was definitely doing it on purpose to tease her for fun.

"Dead Beast, can't you finish speaking all at once?"

Lin Hai let out a "hehe" laugh.

The still-angry CEO muttered another complaint: "Dragging it out, huh."

"Dragging it out? Tsk tsk!" Lin Hai savored this phrase, his eyes rolling around, a mischievous smile curling up his lips.

"What? Isn't it right? You could have said it all at once, yet you had to add some innuendo!"

"It's correct, wife, I admire your broad knowledge, and I'm also a bit curious, how did this develop? How could it 'drag out'?"

Ouyang Xiaoya was truly fed up, now she couldn't even muster the energy to be angry.

It's baffling what's stuffed inside the Beast's head, anything remotely related to that topic would be infinitely twisted and associated with other things by this guy, and full of crooked logic that leaves you speechless.

"Beast, after settling your recent matters, immediately get lost to Yanjing; this CEO can't stand another moment with you."

...

In the evening, near a train station in a secluded small inn, Lin Hai was puzzled standing nearby.

Sh*t, it was agreed to go to a hotel for treatment, why come to this kind of place? If acquaintances see it, they'll definitely mistake him for coming for an erotic massage, and even the cheap kind.

"I'm here, hurry up." Tao Shuishui's voice came from behind his head; turning to look, right at Lin Hai's back, from a second-floor room of a small inn called "Spring Garden," Tao Shuishui's small head was peering out, looking warmly at Lin Hai.

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