In the early morning, Lin Hai rubbed his sleepy eyes.

Sh*t, I drank too much tea last night, spent half the night studying the components of the remaining potion from Boxing God, and even discussed with the Judge for a while. Didn't expect to be woken by the need to pee this morning.

Lin Hai rubbed the bladder area of his legs to relieve the pressure while walking towards the bathroom.

Bang.

Habitually pushed open the bathroom door.

"Ah——!!"

A scream suddenly erupted.

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment. Who's practicing their voice so early in the morning?

"Ahhhh——"

"Ahhhh——"

Two more continuous, undulating screams.

Lin Hai subconsciously mumbled, "Beautiful West Lake, in April~"

Then, he suddenly realized something was wrong; why did this voice sound so close?

Having just woken up, his brain was still in buffer mode, and all abilities were in the recovery stage.

"This voice, why does it sound so much like Situ Mingyue's?"

Suddenly, Lin Hai shivered, his sleepy clothes vanished, and the entire person became instantly alert.

Because he realized that this voice was indeed Situ Mingyue's, and it seemed the source was nearby.

Immediately after, Lin Hai abruptly opened his squinting eyes, and the whole person was thoroughly unsettled.

Situ Mingyue sat dumbly on the toilet, her whole being internally collapsing.

She woke up early in the morning ready to head to school for early study, suddenly felt a slight pain in her lower abdomen, and was enjoying the comfort in the bathroom when suddenly the door sprang open!

At this moment, Lin Hai's mind was also collapsing.

Instantly, his whole being was in agony.

"Ah——"

Situ Mingyue, realizing what was happening, looked at the man in front of her with a bare chest full of densly packed scars and muscles firm as granite, and screamed once more.

However, before the sound could fully escape, a strong hand covered her mouth.

"Mmm mmm——"

Situ Mingyue's scream turned into a faint whimper, her large, moist eyes spinning as she looked at Lin Hai before her.

"Could it be that Brother Lin is actually a beast in human clothing?"

"He's been watching me on purpose lately, noting my daily bathroom habits."

"And finally today, he's about to unleash a hidden beastly side?"

Situ Mingyue's thoughts spiraled downward rapidly, her little head filled with wild thoughts.

"Oh sh*t, this is bad news!"

"Will I be kicked out and evicted from my rental place?"

"If I'm kicked out, I'll have no chance of seeing my little sister again."

And if Mengru finds out about this...the tall and revered image I've built up in her heart as her brother would probably collapse into a despicable little scoundrel.

Lin Hai was also lost in his own random thoughts at this moment.

No, I can't let this situation worsen.

Thinking of this, Lin Hai's eyes spun rapidly in thought.

"His eyes are darting around so fast, could he be thinking of something bad?"

"It's over, it's over. He must be signaling me to take the initiative. Generally, people worse than beasts are really perverted and extreme when it comes to matters between men and women."

Situ Mingyue's heart started to sink deeply into ponderous thoughts.

"Furthermore, her little hands are hesitating, lifting up and putting down, putting down and lifting up again. What on earth is she up to?"

Lin Hai observed Situ Mingyue's "small actions" and was equally puzzled.

"No way, I must take control this time. I can't cause a misunderstanding like the one with Ouyang Xiaoya in Huadu."

Thinking of this, Lin Hai started contemplating again.

Everyone else in the room was still asleep.

According to the inertia of the human brain in a resting state, subtle sounds won't disturb others.

However, if we speak, due to the human brain's sensitivity and habituation to human language, the likelihood of waking up is very high.

"Right, I can't speak. I can only make other sounds to hint Situ to open her eyes."

Thinking of this, Lin Hai inwardly praised himself. Damn, I'm so clever. Deserving the title, Clever Lin.

"Cough?"

"Cough cough cough?"

No reaction, huh?

Situ's brain was too sluggish.

Lin Hai secretly complained, meanwhile taking a deep breath: "Cough cough cough cough."

After a series of coughs, Lin Hai hurriedly turned his head, looking around guiltily, fearing others in the room might find this extremely awkward scene and cause a butterfly effect of misunderstanding.

"Why is he coughing?"

"The cough has such a rhythm, it must be intentional."

"Ugh, he keeps coughing. He's definitely hinting something to me!"

Situ Mingyue's imaginative inner world spiraled endlessly, she carefully lifted her eyelids, sneaked a peek at Lin Hai, then swiftly shut them again.

"Ugh, he's gazing around with a guilty face, he's definitely up to no good."

"So Brother Lin has been pretending all along. That damn Migrant Lin, turned out to be a sleazy pervert."

"He keeps coughing, and the rhythm is getting faster, it must be a signal for me not to hesitate anymore. If I delay too much and he gets mad, what if he does something forceful to me?"

After weighing the pros and cons, Situ Mingyue felt that if the other couldn't hold back and attacked her, the loss would be too severe.

Thinking of this, Situ Mingyue took a deep breath, feeling endlessly sorrowful: "Go for broke..."

Situ Mingyue raised her poor little hands, hesitated for a few seconds in the air, just in time for Lin Hai to cough again.

"What's the rush, so impatient, ugh."

Situ Mingyue internally lamented once more. Her hands moved like in Wong Ka Kui's song "No More Hesitation," groping left and right with her eyes closed, relying on intuition.

"Whoa, what's Situ's hand groping around for?"

"Why is she still closing her eyes? Can't she get the clue from my hints?"

Lin Hai dared not make any noises, could only inch backwards, but couldn't outpace Situ Mingyue's probing hands.

"Oh crap, could she be sleepwalking the whole time? You can't interrupt sleepwalkers."

"Judging from the looks of it, she might be dreaming of brushing her teeth? That gesture, seems like, grabbing, looking for a toothbrush?"

Lin Hai grabbed his pants with one hand, while seizing a toothbrush with the other. Just as she was about to grab his big stick, he successfully wedged the toothbrush into her hand, secretly wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, all thanks to his quick reflexes.

"Got it?"

"Oh dear, my poor hand, tainted invisibly."

"Huh? This... too thin, isn't it?!!!" Feeling the thickness of the toothbrush in her hand, Situ Mingyue felt a pang of contempt towards someone.