"What the hell?"

Lin Hai's eyes widened.

What is happening here?

Early in the morning, he brought his sister to the principal's office only to hear such sounds.

The most important thing is, isn't this the principal's office? The sacred principal's office!

Could it be that he's stumbled upon a big news story today?

He dug into his ear hard; Lin Hai felt he didn't hear it wrong.

With the power of King of Assassins, would I experience auditory hallucinations? Impossible.

Just as Lin Hai was in a daze, the voice sounded again.

"Come on, stop stalling, can you give me grass?"

The voice seemed to carry a slight impatience and unhappiness.

What the hell, not giving grass and still unhappy?

Sh*t, the principal shouldn't he be a respected elder?

Could it be at such an age he still has the energy for X and O and whatever?

And early in the morning giving it a go, sh*t, this must be a dragon-and-tiger-like vitality.

Based on Beast Lin's years of experience and analysis, this woman's voice should be under thirty.

That means, it's a young woman.

"Can you give me grass? What's taking so long?"

The woman's tone got increasingly impatient.

Judging by her tone, you know this lady doesn't have a good temper.

This time, Lin Hai could be certain the other party was definitely not over twenty-eight.

Perhaps, even around twenty-six.

Thinking about the principal, with his white hair and wrinkles, going to hook up with a twenty-eight-year-old girl, sh*t, good cabbages get eaten by pigs, where is the justice!

Lin Hai couldn't help but feel a bit mournful, shaking his head and mumbling: "Ah, girls these days, too careless of themselves, becoming mistresses at such a young age."

Also, with such an unsatisfied and proactive attitude.

Lin Hai now just wanted to punch the old principal and rush to the girl, shouting: "Let me!"

"Come on, don't rush me, I'll give you grass as soon as I finish this."

Suddenly, another woman's voice came from inside the office room.

Lin Hai was instantly dumbfounded.

What the hell!

What the hell!

What's going on?

Why are there two girls' voices coming out from inside a single office room?

And... judging by the conversation's pace, could it... possibly... be f***ing lesbians?

Then, Lin Hai suddenly thought of a possibility.

It's said nowadays many people are not only homosexuals but also f***ing bisexual.

Some even love both sexes, love young and old... uh, so twisted.

Could it be, this principal unknowingly hooked two bisexual girls?

Sh*t, what the hell, feels like getting wild in a zoo—and this is Lin Hai's real mood portrayal now.

Deeply envious, jealous, and resentful.

Remembering back then, someone also always hoped for such a scenario and to enjoy a group blessing.

"Ah, if I'd known earlier, I should've gone into politics or business, rather than fighting and killing."

"Look at others, a principal lives so freely and enchantingly, makes people envious, jealous, and resentful."

"Look at myself, known to many world experts as a terrifying existence, pitifully almost suffocated for half a year."

Lin Hai powerlessly sat on the sofa in the principal's office, feeling utterly disenchanted.

"Brother Lin, what are the people inside talking about?" Lin Mengru asked blankly, looking at Lin Hai.

Lin Hai took a deep breath.

Damn it, my sister is here.

Absolutely can't corrupt the kids.

So, he hurriedly and quietly explained: "Uh, inside they're maybe just exercising, don't listen."

"Oh, understood, Brother Lin." Lin Mengru nodded obediently.

Lin Hai shook his head discreetly, his sister being so pure, he's worried about letting her step into society alone for work.

"Can I get the grass or not, I've been waiting for so long."

The voice from the room came again.

Lin Hai thought that compared to this, his values were truly pure.

He perked his ears up, preparing to hear the anticipated weird sounds of "mm mm ah oh" and so on.

Creak—

Suddenly, the door inside opened.

Lin Hai sprang up instinctively.

He saw a gracefully figure, wearing pajamas, with long hair reaching her waist, a stunning beauty, wearing little sandals, hair still wet, clearly just out of the bath, walking out.

"What the hell, such a gorgeous, actually ruined by the old rascal!"

Lin Hai's eyes nearly popped out from shock, feeling absolute bitterness.

"Ah, who are you?" The beauty noticed Lin Hai and Lin Mengru, asking curiously.

Lin Hai sighed deeply, shaking his head: "We're here to see the principal."

"Oh? You're looking for the principal? For what?"

The beauty asked curiously again.

"Such good potential, that mouth, those legs..."

Lin Hai looked sadly at the beauty: "Nothing, we're just here for official business; if it's inconvenient, we'll leave first."

"Why inconvenient?" The beauty blinked her crystal-clear eyes.

Lin Hai laughed lightly, turns out, bisexuals seem unconcerned about these worldly ethics.

Since she doesn't care, if I act prudishly, I might get laughed at.

Thinking of this, Lin Hai felt there was nothing to hide.

He turned to Lin Mengru and instructed: "Mengru, you head out first, adults talking business."

"Oh, okay, Brother Lin."

Lin Mengru thought Brother Lin was preparing to discuss school matters, obediently went out and even closed the office door behind her.

The beauty looked at Lin Hai, waiting for an answer.

Lin Hai took a deep breath, mentally prepared, asking: "Beauty, you just said you want someone to give you grass?"

After he asked this, he was ready for anything, including getting beaten.

Then, in his unwavering gaze, he saw the beauty nod towards him, even saying "Hmm."

Sh*t!

She… actually not avoiding it!

What the hell!

And telling him, could it be… unsatisfied desire to this extent?

"Really sure about the grass?" Lin Hai blinked.

"Yes, what's the problem with giving me grass?" The beauty retorted.

Meanwhile, creak, the door opened again.

Lin Hai couldn't help but turn his head, curiously looking over.

From the feet up, these little feet were very delicate, enough to evoking a playing impulse.

Both slender and straight.

The most important thing is, going up, the waist is nice too, slim yet strong, absolutely handles a good lotus-sitting support.

Looking further up, comes the critical face.

Lin Hai lifted his gaze, nearly wobbly from not standing firm.

"Sh*t, Teacher Ning!"

Ning looked at Lin Hai, surprised, then suddenly enraged, pointing at him and reprimanded: "It's you, beast pervert?"

"You... you actually..."

Lin Hai was astounded, Teacher Ning was actually a bisexual kept as a mistress?

What the hell, no wonder managed to transfer from Huadu kindergarten to Yanjing University as a teacher.