Chapter 866 - 929: That Damned Mimosa! - Urban Ace Bodyguard - NovelsTime

Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 866 - 929: That Damned Mimosa!

Author: Do not lose your original aspiration
updatedAt: 2025-10-30

With her long hair damp and her face exceptionally beautiful, the woman glanced at Teacher Ning, then at the surprised Lin Hai, and asked suspiciously, "Do you two know each other?"

"More than just know each other, hmph," Teacher Ning snorted coldly.

"Sister, he's nothing but a scumbag who is worse than a beast."

Lin Hai was not pleased.

You're a kept mistress, with such an unsavory and indecent lifestyle, yet you have the nerve to criticize a pure and kind person like me?

Moreover, calling your other lover 'sister'—the relationship is so close, it's utterly shameless.

"Hey, some people, if you're not blind, you shouldn't judge me just by hearsay. How am I worse than a beast? Show me the evidence."

"Someone like you still needs evidence?"

Teacher Ning spoke righteously indignant.

The beauty frowned, "Is there some misunderstanding between you two?"

Lin Hai's eyes rolled; since Teacher Ning started the baseless accusations, he figured he should also use some tricks to show her that everyone's the same, no one should criticize the other.

"When I came in just now, I accidentally heard your conversation..."

Lin Hai deliberately stretched his tone, fully adopting the expression of a reporter discovering big news.

"And then?" The beauty blinked her eyes.

Lin Hai snorted coldly, humph, still pretending?

If that's the case, don't blame me for being shameless and saying everything aloud.

"And then? I heard you talking about giving each other some grass?"

After Lin Hai finished speaking, he was ready to scrutinize the exciting expressions of the two women.

In the end, he was disappointed.

The two girls remained very natural, instead, giving Lin Hai puzzled looks.

Holy sh*t? Could their skins be thicker than city walls?

"Yeah, what about it?"

Teacher Ning asked curiously.

"Sh*t, what about it?!"

Lin Hai widened his eyes in disbelief. Where's the sense of decency? Have people become this open?

After all, this is a sacred campus, a place where the flowers of the nation grow.

Teacher Ning peered at Lin Hai, her eyes sparkling mischievously, "Are you planning to help out?"

"Holy crap!"

"Such an explicit topic spoken under broad daylight—is that necessary?"

Lin Hai was at a loss.

"Could it be? They've already reached such an extent?"

Inside, Lin Hai was filled with profound shock, viewing those poor children with deep concern and sympathy.

Lin Hai felt that he absolutely could not allow such things to happen.

He righteously questioned, "Is this really the way you are?"

"What way? Are you going to agree or not? I can help you out."

Teacher Ning impatiently waved her hand.

"Damn!"

Lin Hai was speechless.

This... is way too straightforward.

"How about, let's help together?"

"..."

Lin Hai felt like coughing up blood; he was utterly disheveled in the wind.

"But speaking of it, is your strength enough?"

Lin Hai's thoughts and moral bottom lines were completely shattered.

Good grief, for real.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Hai's eyes flared with determination.

Sigh, for the flowers of the nation, not to be harmed.

For the campus to regain peace and harmony.

Lin Hai decided, to sacrifice himself alone, for the happiness of countless families.

"My stamina is definitely not a problem."

"Alright, you go ahead then."

Teacher Ning nodded, even rolled up her pajama sleeves, revealing slender, beautiful arms.

"Sigh, since that's the case, let you all have a look then."

After speaking, Lin Hai slowly extended his hand, rhythmically placing it on the waistband of his pants in front of the two women.

"Ah—"

"Ah—"

The screams of Teacher Ning and the long-haired beauty suddenly echoed throughout the principal's office.

Suddenly, he felt something rapidly approaching him.

Then...

"Holy sh*t!"

Lin Hai's face turned crimson in an instant.

His teeth clattered loudly with a trembling sound.

He was hunched like a shrimp, his body bent, and his legs trembling incessantly.

As if dozens of ribs had been broken, pain radiated throughout his body from the crotch of his pants.

"Something's... not right...!!"

"It's high heels!!"

Lin Hai's tears almost fell.

"Beast!"

"Scumbag!"

"Pervert!"

"I'll call the police right now and put you behind bars forever!"

Teacher Ning's voice boomed with volcanic rage in Lin Hai's ears.

"Holy shit!"

Lin Hai struggled to open his eyes, looking at Teacher Ning's angry face, took a deep breath, and questioned with anger, innocence, and grievance, "Why didn't you play by the rules? My tool nearly got ruined."

"In this life of yours, be prepared to spend it in prison."

Teacher Ning's face was enveloped in frost, her eyes full of coldness.

"It was you who asked me to do this, why bite me back? Such a heartless person!" Lin Hai accused in sorrow and anger.

Teacher Ning was immediately fueled with fury, this exhibitionist still dared to slander her.

"Who asked you to strip?!"

"It was clearly you who asked me to...!" Lin Hai argued righteously!

"But no one asked you to strip!" Teacher Ning retorted angrily, adding, "What's that got to do with it?"

At the same time, the beauty also chimed in, "I'm also puzzled, sir, I've been moving my Mimosa around every day, never heard it requires stripping to move it."

"Mimosa? What the heck?"

"Mimosa... grass?"

Lin Hai's gaze inadvertently shifted to a large flowerpot not far from the office window, filled with dense Mimosas.

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