Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 872 - 937: Lin Hai, the Deadly Trickster
A wave of intense cramps spontaneously arose, stimulating Qin Shou and Bao Yujing's nerves.
The two just felt like their lower abdomen was being stabbed by thousands of scorching sharp blades.
Moreover, the pain came in waves like the tide, with a heavy airflow in the abdomen constantly seeking release from a certain position below.
The faces of Qin Shou and Miss Bao turned green, their previous sense of superiority and swagger completely vanished.
"Why do I have an urgent, unbearable need to go to the bathroom?"
"!!!!" Qin Shou suddenly almost couldn't hold it in, the convulsive feeling made him feel inexplicably humiliated.
Miss Bao wasn't much better. Her plump and curved behind tightened up, hands covering the area, not daring to move lightly, her whole body's breathing seemed tighter.
In the bathroom, Lin Hai clicked his lighter and lit a cigarette, a smile curved at the corner of his mouth.
His poisoning skills, though not claiming to be world number one, which would be a bit immodest and exaggerated, as the King of Assassins, his ability to drug people without anyone in the room noticing was certainly flawless.
Earlier, he had specially given them a generous dose, ten pills each of strong laxatives.
"Restroom!"
"I need the restroom,"
Qin Shou's noble demeanor vanished, he looked somewhat disheveled.
"Ah, I'm in the bathroom, Young Master Qin, won't be coming out for a while," Lin Hai's voice echoed from the bathroom.
"You! You!..."
Qin Shou didn't know what to say.
Oh no!
His face turned even more unsightly.
Because he felt something was about to erupt from his 'little chrysanthemum' position.
If he couldn't control it under such circumstances, resulting in...
Looking at the strange gazes from Lin Mengru, Situ Mingyue, and Xue Meigui, Qin Shou took a deep breath, he wouldn't allow this to happen.
Miss Bao at this moment was completely unable to hold it in anymore, losing all her earlier elegance and pretentiousness.
"It's over, today I'm not wearing innerwear, if I can't hold it in, it'll directly..."
Thinking of what might happen, Miss Bao felt completely at a loss.
"You guys continue eating, I'm going out for a bit."
Qin Shou stood up, gritting his teeth, and almost fleeing out the door.
"I, I'm also going out for a bit."
Miss Bao's face looked extremely unpleasant, clenching her butt, almost using all her strength to walk out.
"Hmph, that pair of scumbags!"
Situ Mingyue bit her teeth angrily: "Going out together, jealous of who!"
Xue Meigui furrowed her brows, she clearly felt Miss Bao and Qin Shou were not right.
But recalling the details, it seemed there wasn't anything unusual except for Lin Hai pouring wine.
If the drugs were administered beforehand, everyone in the room shouldn't be spared.
If not, she didn't see Lin Hai drugging at all.
Lin Mengru bit her stubborn lip, the earlier blow to her heart still inflicted damage, tears welled up.
"Why do good people always get hurt!" Situ Mingyue bit her Haochi.
Lin Hai came out of the bathroom, smilingly patted her shoulder, comforting: "Don't worry, good gets rewarded, evil gets punished, throughout history, when has heaven spared any dog?"
After speaking, Lin Hai headed outside.
"Brother Lin, where are you going?" Situ Mingyue asked.
"To the fireworks sale point," Lin Hai replied.
"Huh? What's the purpose of going to such a place?"
"To buy some thirty-thousand firecrackers and a dozen big red earth bombs."
Lin Hai's distant voice echoed.
Situ Mingyue wrinkled her brows, entirely puzzled about the purpose of buying thirty-thousand firecrackers and what those big red earth bombs were for.
Big red earth...vaguely remembered it was one of those round, thick, long firecrackers that shoot up with a whoosh when ignited and then explode with a "bang."
"I think Lin Hai buying firecrackers outside has a deeper meaning," Xue Meigui showed a thoughtful face.
"What deeper meaning?" Situ Mingyue was completely puzzled.
Xue Meigui shook her head: "From my observations lately, although Lin Hai seems carefree on the surface, everything he does is deeply purposeful, only concealed well, and that's what surprises people the most."
"I don't think Brother Lin is a scheming person," Situ Mingyue murmured.
"Shall we secretly follow him later and see what he's up to?" Situ Mingyue's eyes suddenly twinkled, coming up with this plan.
Xue Meigui nodded: "Okay, let's follow Lin Hai and see him."
She was also very curious inside.
Because all along, Xue Meigui discovered she couldn't see through Lin Hai at all.
...
At Yanjing University, the gates are closed during noon prohibiting anyone from entering.
During this time, no one could enter except the principal and schoolteachers.
Additionally, the public restroom in this area was under reconstruction and hadn't been completed.
The only place left was a construction site not far away with an open-air pit toilet.
Lin Hai anticipated Qin Shou and Miss Bao, unable to find a restroom, would surely head there.
An open-air pit toilet, everyone understands, it's that kind of big hole outside...
Lin Hai quickly bought two strings of thirty-thousand firecrackers and ten big red earth bombs, happily nearing the construction site.
At this moment, Qin Shou was at the toilet entrance.
Because it was a simple pit toilet, these things weren't gendered...
"Young Master Qin, can you let me in too," Miss Bao stood at the entrance, pleading in tone.
"Get lost! Don't disgust me."
"But I'm barely holding it in, Young Master Qin," Miss Bao was about to cry, finding it really unbearable.
Moreover, in terms of "holding," she had no innate advantage since her 'chrysanthemum' had long been overdeveloped. The ability to hold on till now was a miracle.
"Get lost, slut, don't disturb me, bring me toilet paper later, also, if you keep nagging, do you believe I'll dunk your head in the pit to eat?"
Qin Shou's venomous voice echoed from the toilet; in his heart, Miss Bao was just a tool and a toy.
Miss Bao bit her lip, enduring the greatest humiliation she's ever faced.
But she had to endure because the cozy lifestyle she enjoys now was given by Qin Shou.
Without Qin Shou, a woman like her, who got used to a pampered life and had no abilities, couldn't survive in Yanjing at all.
Miss Bao glanced at the nearby grass, hesitated a second, gritted her teeth, and dashed into the bushes hastily.
Meanwhile, Lin Hai saw this situation, squinting his eyes.
Suddenly, he inadvertently noticed a big demolition sign on the neighboring construction site, used for guiding excavators in demolition.
Someone's eyes shifted, coming up with a brilliant plan.
Lin Hai cheerfully ran over, uprooting the big demolition sign, and quietly placed it next to the pit toilet.
Later, calculating the excavator driver would drive straight here after lunch, hoping Qin Shou would still be in the toilet then...
Finishing these, Lin Hai joyfully pinched his nose, walked to the pit behind the toilet, pointed at Qin Shou's position, lit the thirty-thousand firecrackers, and threw them inside.