Qin Shou had just finished enjoying his relief, and the pain in his lower abdomen had subsided.

Just as he was about to pull up his pants, suddenly, a sharp pang appeared in his abdomen again.

"Damn, my gut's not been good lately!" Qin Shou frowned, slightly stretching his numb legs, and continued squatting down.

When the pain in his lower abdomen had just disappeared, it was also the moment Qin Shou felt most relaxed, stress-free, and least alert. Suddenly, a thick smell of gunpowder wafted up from below.

"What's going on?"

Before Qin Shou could react, explosive sounds began echoing from the pit.

Bang, crackle —

"What the hell! Who's setting off firecrackers!"

Qin Shou froze for a moment, then his heart screamed bad news. Without further thought, he pulled out his only red hundred-yuan bill, ready to wipe off and pull up his pants to quickly escape.

Boom —

This sound was definitely from those big red firecrackers.

Suddenly, a blast of air, mixed with all sorts of... ehem, unspeakable bits from the pit, erupted upward.

In the midst of the deafening noise, Qin Shou's hand shook, and the hundred-yuan bill fell.

"Damn!"

Qin Shou furiously roared, only to feel various gooey substances, carried by the explosive wind, shooting straight at him from the pit.

For a moment, Qin Shou felt his body, mind, and even his worldview take a severe hit.

His clean suit was splattered with sticky stuff, and the pungent stench seemed to invade his brain, making him dizzy and nearly causing him to slip into the pit.

"Who's behind this, who did it!"

Qin Shou's angry cries echoed out of the dry toilet.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Bao Yujing was faring even worse than him.

Because she was in the bushes, the firecrackers caused her extensive damage worth thousands.

Bao Yujing's feelings at this moment were more painful than her first time... erm... exploration.

Amid the crackling explosions, her bare buttocks bore the brunt of endless impacts.

Bao Yujing's face twitched uncontrollably, and tears of pain fell.

...

Lin Hai had just finished setting things up and slipped into the nearby woods to watch the show. Just as he lit a cigarette, he heard the sound of machinery running not far away.

"Whoa, the excavator really showed up."

Lin Hai eagerly anticipated what would happen next…

Meanwhile, a sneaky figure approached him from behind: "Migrant Lin, what are you sneaking around here for?"

"Hehe, watching a good show."

Lin Hai replied with a grin.

"Oh? What show are you watching?" The newcomer was Situ Mingyue.

"Have you ever seen Stephen Chow's movie 'The Lucky Guy'?" Lin Hai asked in return.

"I have, it's so funny. Especially the part where the guy takes off like a rocket while sitting on the toilet, and the bathroom collapses, it had me in stitches." Situ Mingyue answered earnestly.

Lin Hai squinted, his lips curled into a mischievous smile: "Soon, you might actually see that scene unfold in reality."

"No way, how could that happen? If someone were to actually experience that while using a toilet, they'd die of embarrassment." Situ Mingyue blinked her eyes.

Behind her, Xue Meigui and Lin Mengru also joined.

"Everyone, stay quiet. Look, the excavator's here."

Lin Hai pointed towards the excavator approaching from afar.

Soon after, Lin Hai moved the demolition sign.

The excavator driver basically followed the sign, making the engine rumble, heading towards the toilet.

In the dry toilet, Qin Shou was on the verge of losing his mind with anger. Seeing the explosive noises from the pit gradually diminish, he was ready to hold his little brother and stand up quickly.

"Whoa, squatting too long made my leg cramp!" Qin Shou felt the cold sweat break out on his forehead from the pain.

Suddenly, a sensation like an earthquake transmitted to his feet.

"What's happening? Is it an earthquake?!"

Crash —

A massive excavator shovel broke through the dry toilet's dirt wall, whizzing past the top of Qin Shou's head.

"What the…!"

Qin Shou was dumbstruck.

With a huge crash, one wall of the dry toilet completely collapsed.

Qin Shou felt utterly doomed.

The excavator was indeed demolishing the toilet!

And he was trapped inside!

Most importantly, his leg was cramped, making movement impossible.

Qin Shou watched in horror as the excavator shovel fell again.

"Damn, who, who did this to me on purpose!"

...

Not far away, Situ Mingyue, Lin Mengru, Xue Meigui, and Lin Hai, who was watching with a cigarette in his mouth, were all shocked by the scene.

The excavator driver, definitely a graduate from Lanxiang Technical School, was frantically demolishing the dry toilet.

With the toilet now having two walls collapsed, it was on the brink of complete destruction, while in everyone's view, a man covered in various excretions, looking utterly pitiable, was wailing in a mix of agony and fury.

This person turned out to be Young Master Qin.

However, Young Master Qin now had no trace of nobility or superiority. He looked completely like a stray dog, with eyes reddened, desperately protecting his vital parts from falling debris, anxious they wouldn't hit the most vulnerable spot on the body.

Most importantly, this guy's leg was cramped, unable to bend, only able to squat and hobble, trying desperately to escape the horrifying toilet.

"Damn, it really happened as I said." Lin Hai muttered to himself as he watched.

"What came true?" Situ Mingyue asked, puzzled.

"Which dog did heaven forgive? Just look, karma has struck." Lin Hai pointed at the utterly helpless and devastated Young Master Qin, speaking to Situ Mingyue.

...

Ten minutes later, Lin Hai, Situ Mingyue, Xue Meigui, and Lin Mengru returned to the rented house.

Meanwhile, Qin Shou nearly fell into the cesspit and drowned during the demolition.

As for Miss Bao, she was sent to the hospital after being injured in... a sensitive area. Of course, none of this concerned Lin Hai.

"Hmph, thinking about how sweet those two looked earlier, now they totally deserved this." Situ Mingyue joyfully clenched her little fist.

"Hehe, their sweetness was in line with nature's law." Lin Hai replied with a grin.

"Why?" Situ Mingyue was puzzled.

"Showing off love shortens lives, skanks matched with dogs, till death do them part, scum with chickens, glued like glue."

The girls all rolled their eyes, Migrant Lin's mouth was quite venomous indeed.

Lin Hai felt a wave of malice dissipate from his heart.

If anyone touches his family, they must be prepared to face a raging storm of revenge.

Lin Hai was the type to, little by little, in calmness, let his opponent unnoticeably endure his lethal strike and ferocious counterattack.

Lin Hai chuckled and pulled out his phone, dialing Zhuge Jianguo's number.

"Brother Lin, I was just about to call you, the funds are fully prepared, should we pick a plot of land tomorrow to build something?"

"No rush, I'll find you tomorrow, there's something more important right now."

"Oh? What's that?" Zhuge Jianguo curiously asked.

Lin Hai had just recorded a video of Qin Shou in his pitiful state.

"I just took a little video, it's sure to become a beloved headline in the Yanjing rich circle. Interested in being nature's handyman?"

"Definitely interested!"