Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 936 - 1002: Hurry Up and Plant the Seeds for Me
"What are you planning to do with these seeds?"
Ouyang Xiaoya asked very curiously.
When did Lin Hai switch professions to become a farmer?
Does that mean he'll have to be called 'Farmer Lin' from now on?
"Uh, these are seeds of some valuable medicinal herbs. I'm planning to clear a plot of land here and personally cultivate and grow them."
Lin Hai shook the small plastic bag with a proud smile.
"What seeds are these?"
"Xuan Crystal Grass, Heavenly Spirit Flower, Six Soul Reviving Small Roots..."
Lin Hai listed seventy to eighty names.
Apart from Shura, everyone was bewildered by what they heard.
"How come these names sound like herbs from a fantasy novel?" Queen Qi teased.
Lin Hai shook his head. "These are indeed the names of medicinal herbs."
"They're special and valuable, so they're distinguished from ordinary herbs."
"What can these herbs be used to formulate?" Ouyang Xiaoya was interested in the commercial value and use of the herbs.
Lin Hai thought for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped his forehead: "I intended to make a special medicine, but I forgot about it for a while, and now I finally remembered."
"Oh? What medicine are you going to make?"
Everyone's curiosity was piqued.
"The name of this medicine, cough cough, is called, cough cough, cough cough..."
Someone deliberately hesitated, keeping them in suspense.
"Linlin, you're coughing so much, is it cough syrup?" Queen Qi blinked her beautiful, bewildered eyes and asked.
"..." Lin Hai's suspenseful act was instantly interrupted, nearly choking on surprise.
Sh*t, with so many valuable herb seeds here, if they were placed on the black market of the international Dark Underground World, they'd be worth at least a million US Dollars.
If they could be successfully cultivated, the price would multiply by at least one hundred and twenty times.
It's common knowledge that the value of a finished product compared to seeds is a completely different concept.
Using such valuable materials to make cough syrup?
"Cough cough!"
"See, it really is cough syrup. I'm sure I guessed right!"
"..."
"The medicine I'm making is not cough syrup!"
"It's called, Hard for Seven Days!"
Lin Hai retorted unhappily.
"What?"
"What a shameless name!"
"You shameless bastard, can you have some decency?"
Queen Qi and the CEO both ridiculed simultaneously.
Even the Murong sisters blushed pretty red.
Long Wuhui coughed awkwardly, with a look of "I don't know this guy."
Only Shura's eyes were shining.
"Cough cough, how am I shameless? How am I indecent?"
Lin Hai was very dissatisfied.
"Hmph, and you ask how you're indecent? Hard for Seven Days, can you handle it?" The CEO gave a disdainful look at a certain shameless Lin.
"Jeez, CEO, I have to criticize you, your thoughts are just too perverted."
Saying this, Lin Hai scrutinized the CEO's figure and appearance, both considered top-notch, yet he'd applied the "perverted" label to him.
"You, you're the pervert! You're the only pervert here!"
Ouyang Xiaoya was so upset she stomped her feet.
The shameless bastard's face was getting thicker and thicker.
"CEO, why can't I handle Hard for Seven Days? Men like being strong the most," Lin Hai argued.
"Shameless!"
"Who's shameless? This formula, once made, can keep a man's muscle strength up for seven days, making the body as solid as steel. How's that shameless?"
Lin Hai smacked his lips, rubbing his chin.
"Huh?"
All the women were dumbfounded.
Muscle hardening?
Everyone had misunderstood.
"Could it be you were thinking of some other aspect?"
After speaking, Lin Hai glanced down and let out a gleeful chuckle.
Ouyang Xiaoya and Queen Qi's pretty faces went beet red, like little apples.
"Thinking, thinking in what aspect? You stop spewing nonsense." Ouyang Xiaoya was extremely embarrassed, stammering.
"What aspect, like the first time I met you." Lin Hai blinked.
"What aspect is that?" Ouyang Xiaoya was confused; could the deathly shameless guy not be referring to some unspeakable matters?
"Cough cough, let me put it this way."
"A man has 206 bones, and after I met you, I suddenly had 207."
At this point, not only the CEO, but everyone was confused.
What was meant by that?
"Cough cough, still don't get it? Alright, fine, I am Shi Geng (rock hard)."
Lin Hai chuckled.
Everyone was taken aback, then Ouyang Xiaoya bolstered with rage—shameless bastard, indeed, always trying all sorts of ways to take verbal advantage.
Queen Qi was already so embarrassed that she was fidgeting, wishing to bury herself in the soil in front of her, the small plot that Lin Hai had just cleared to plant seeds.
"Shameless bastard, hmph!"
Ouyang Xiaoya thought for a moment and decided to change the subject. She said to Lin Hai, "Stop dawdling, and get Beast Lin to quickly stream the seeds to me."
"What?" Lin Hai widened his eyes.
Sh*t, CEO, are you actually asking for... in broad daylight...
"What, you didn't hear me? Let me repeat it again."
The CEO placed her hands on her hips, posing like a feudal female landlord commanding serfs: "Stream the seeds to me quickly!"
"Jeez..."
"CEO, this is the harmonious era."
"What does my asking you to stream the seeds have to do with the harmonious era?" Ouyang Xiaoya got even angrier, thinking the shameless creature just wanted to slack off.
"CEO, my dear CEO, I really don't have that. Why don't you return to Huadu and ask Fan Jian? He seems to have ten terabytes' worth of seeds stored."
"Stop with the nonsense, Fan Jian won't do it, hurry up and stream the seeds to me."
"..."
Lin Hai was at his wits' end.
Where was he supposed to find them? He was all about cloud services now, and past streaming seeds seemed long obsolete.
"Honey, I really don't have streaming seeds but I have a cloud drive, and I'll give you my 115 cloud drive account."
Lin Hai showed a look of hard-to-part-with anguish, as if he were about to offer up his cherished collection.
"What 115 cloud drive? What is that?"
Ouyang Xiaoya was puzzled. She'd asked Beast Lin to hurry up and cultivate herbs, so why was he talking about a 115 cloud drive?
"What do I need your 115 cloud drive for?"
"CEO, you asked for streaming seeds, didn't you? I don't have those, just my cloud drive, boohoo," Lin Hai answered pitifully.
"Yeah, I want you to stream the seeds to me."
"But I really don't have any..." Lin Hai was in a serious bind.
"How about I call up Fan Jian to send it to your email?"
"What do you mean send it to my email? I want you to stream the seeds!" Ouyang Xiaoya was about to lose her mind.
"I really don't have streaming seeds." Lin Hai was nearly in tears.
"Wait a minute!"
Ouyang Xiaoya suddenly raised a hand.
It seemed that what she and Lin Hai were discussing didn't quite align.
"Is streaming seeds a term?"
"You're asking me for it, and you don't know?" Lin Hai felt utterly exhausted.
Ouyang Xiaoya quickly took out her phone. As per her usual method, if she didn't understand, she asked Baidu, searched the internet.
Then...
They all waited.
Lin Hai was also bewildered: was the CEO going to show him what streaming seeds meant? What kind of video would be involved?
Ten minutes later...
Ouyang Xiaoya's face went from a pale white to iron-blue, even a bit black, followed by a shade of furious red.
"You depraved beast!"