Urban Ace Bodyguard
Chapter 994 1060: No Matter How Careful You Are, Watch Out for Wang Next Door
"Do you think it's right to just disappear without a word?"
Lin Hai's stern voice rang out, and his expression was akin to an angry Vajra, imposing and solemn, mixed with a teeth-gnashing sort of "hate iron for not being steel" feeling.
Pointing forward, Lin Hai's face was a mix of sorrow and frustration, his tone and demeanor reminiscent of a highly respected teacher facing an irredeemable bad student.
"It's a shame, a grown man should be responsible, brave enough to admit mistakes, understand?"
"What else can I say about you?"
"Don't ever do this again in the future, do you hear me? Or you'll get beaten to death."
After Lin Hai's final earnest advice, he let out a long, compassionate sigh.
The scene shifted according to Lin Hai's downward gaze.
The situation in the room was like this at the moment:
Lin Hai was squatting on the ground, lecturing himself in the mirror with all sorts of scoldings.
And behind him, a pair of delicate little feet in high heels was swinging leisurely, like a proud child on a swing.
After finishing scolding himself in the mirror, Lin Hai immediately changed his expression to a sheepish smile and looked toward the CEO beauty.
"Hehe, honey, are you satisfied?"
Lin Hai's face was full of smiles, his hair still in a "frizzy henhouse" style after Old Mr. Tao's electric shock torment. The appearance was indescribably comical, with occasional wisps of green smoke puffing out when he spoke.
He said, waving his hand awkwardly to disperse the smoke.
"I'm satisfied, my foot!"
Ouyang Xiaoya frowned, rubbing her forehead with a headache.
This beast's current look could even be mistaken for a vagrant; who knew where he had been running around recently.
Plus, earlier, when she asked him for a self-reflection, this guy amusingly started scolding "himself" in the mirror.
Then his flattering smile and comical look almost made her dissipate the anger she had been suppressing for several days.
"Ouyang Xiaoya, Ouyang Xiaoya, you can't laugh, hold it back, once you laugh, the beast achieves his goal."
Ouyang Xiaoya kept repeating to herself, not to fall for the beast's trick.
"So, what happened to you?" The CEO's eyes could seemingly see through people's hearts, staring hard at Beast Lin.
However, Lin Hai's face seemed capable of deflecting the world's strongest bullets, blocking all insightful gazes from his wife.
"Uh, didn't I tell you that I went to a comrade's place?" Lin Hai blinked, playfully sticking out his tongue.
"What's up with the hair on your head?" The CEO gave him an angry glare, not buying his words.
"Uh, I accidentally got shocked on the way back."
Lin Hai said aggrievedly, painting crosses and circles in his mind, Old Mr. Tao was too much, actually forcing him to touch the power switch.
But the result of touching the power switch was that Lin Hai found out he couldn't absorb the so-called electricity.
In other words, that superpower potion seemed to have strengthened only his little Beast Lin, and nothing else.
"Got shocked?"
The CEO definitely didn't believe this absurd and illogical answer.
These days after Beast Lin left, the more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. The beast seemed to have said before that he didn't have many comrades, only a few working abroad.
Afterwards, the CEO specifically inquired with Instructor Long, who confirmed that none of Lin Hai's comrades were in the Northeastern Region.
Which meant the beast was deceiving her.
Upon learning this, the CEO's inner anger had been burning, waiting to sternly interrogate the beast once he returned.
"Beast Lin!"
The CEO paced, frowning prettily again: "What exactly have you been up to?"
"Rest assured, as long as it's not anything illegal or thoroughly immoral, I will definitely forgive you."
Hearing the CEO's question, Lin Hai secretly curled his lips, musing: "If I really tell you, I'm sure I won't have any good days."
Moreover, things like the Heavenly Prison cannot be explained to his wife.
Life is like this; once a lie is told, countless lies are needed to cover it up.
Thinking about it, he decided to go with the old trick – changing the topic.
"Honey, during these days, did Xuanyuan Lingfeng give you a hard time?" Lin Hai asked.
If the CEO now could handle many things with composure, with increased resistance to changing topics, then this person, Xuanyuan Lingfeng, was enough to mess up her mind.
"Don't mention that person, recently he's launched various offensives trying to pursue this CEO, alas."
As long as Xuanyuan Lingfeng's name was mentioned, her usually beautiful and delicate face was filled with worry.
"Did the CEO succumb to his offensive?" Lin Hai was very concerned about this issue.
Ouyang Xiaoya's delicate face turned cold.
The beast's mouth was filled with lasciviousness regardless of the topic.
What does it mean to be taken down by someone else's offensive?
What does being taken down mean? Why does it sound like something "minors shouldn't know" when it comes out of his mouth?
"You are the one who got taken down!"
"CEO, from our first meeting, I was already taken down by you."
Lin Hai replied with a smooth, cheeky grin.
The CEO rolled her eyes coquettishly at him.
"Hehe, it seems the topic change was successful."
Lin Hai chuckled inwardly, quickly adding, putting on a stern grand master look, coldly saying: "Honey, these days when I was away, you really didn't have anything happen with Xuanyuan Lingfeng?"
Ouyang Xiaoya frowned more deeply, wanting to harshly reprimand the beast.
However, seeing his serious expression, her heart inexplicably softened, and she said somewhat unhappily: "Do you look down on your fiancée so much?"
"But that Xuanyuan Lingfeng is a rich young master, a super young master of Yanjing, backed by the Xuanyuan family. Marrying him, you'd become Mrs. Xuan, able to strut around all of Huaxia. Such temptation is hard for ordinary people to resist."
Lin Hai shamelessly spoke; after all, saying these things was just to change the topic.
Given his current strength and medical skills, he could instantly tell the CEO's vitality was strong, her heartbeat steady, and her energy untouched. Uh, to put it simply, she was still a virgin, surely nothing happened with anyone.
"You're Mrs. Xuan, beast!"
Ouyang Xiaoya's pretty face was covered with frost, just as the beast came back, he was already enraging her to the point her chest heaved.
She had yet to interrogate him about where he'd been fooling around these days, and instead, he dared to turn around and lecture her.
"Is this CEO the type to sell her soul for petty gains?" she responded unkindly.
"You never know, have you heard the saying: 'Guard against everyone, but the neighbor Wang, women are the most prone to loneliness?'"
Hearing the beast's retort, the CEO rolled her eyes hard; Beast Lin's vile sayings were his signature move.
Meanwhile, suddenly there was a knocking on the door.
Immediately, a gentle male voice followed: "Dear Xiaoya, open the door, I have a huge surprise for you today."
The man's voice was full of passion and excitement.
Lin Hai and the CEO instantly exchanged glances.
Lin's mouth dropped to an exaggerated degree, eyes wide open, pointing at the door, he looked at the CEO, exclaiming in astonished and indignant despair: "As expected, guard against everyone but the neighbor Wang!"
The CEO froze in place, stupefied and at a loss, realizing she might have gotten herself into another misunderstanding.
Moreover, seeing Beast Lin's expression, Ouyang Xiaoya felt she might have a hard time explaining this.
Knock knock——
The door-knocking sounded again urgently, as if the person outside couldn't wait to come in to find Xiaoya.