Chapter 1016: 1050: Little Elf, Do You Know? - Urban All-Round Master - NovelsTime

Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1016: 1050: Little Elf, Do You Know?

Author: Flowers Never Abandoned
updatedAt: 2025-08-21

Chapter 1016: Chapter 1050: Little Elf, Do You Know?

“This is my cousin’s house, do you think I’m here or not?”

Little brat Huahua was almost angered to an internal injury by this Elf.

“This is my brother-in-law’s house, I come whenever I want, none of your business.” Zhao Xiaoshi tightened the towel under her budding little chest.

“Ha! Your brother-in-law? You really have no shame, who is your brother-in-law, huh? Say his name out loud.” Huahua laughed twice, her laughter bending her over, her hands crossed in front of her chest, looking at her as if she were an idiot.

“None of your business, my brother-in-law also lives here, and it’s none of your damn business.”

“If you’re so bold, call your brother-in-law out then. Last time, you mistook a beast for your brother-in-law, I haven’t even settled that account with you. What? You came over to make trouble again after such a short time?”

“He is my brother-in-law, so what? Scared?”

Zhao Xiaoshi didn’t see herself as an outsider at all.

“Haha… little Elf, let me tell you, that beast is not only not your brother-in-law, he is also my man, Hua Buqi’s man!”

Zifeng had just started to come down the stairs; hearing Huahua so blatantly claim he’s her man scared him so much that his legs went weak, nearly rolling down the stairs…

“Bullshit! You say he’s your man so he must be your man? I even claim he’s my man.” Zhao Xiaoshi was equally defiant, from childhood until now, hasn’t her Family treated her like a little Princess? Who dares to go against her will?

Today, she was determined to confront this little Elf in front of her.

“Oh, he’s your man, huh? With that little chest of yours, do you realize?”

Huahua shot a very peculiar glance at Zhao Xiaoshi’s chest, making a weird clicking sound with her mouth.

As if she was ridiculing someone’s small breasts.

“You, what are you looking at? So what if my chest is small? How much bigger is yours? Show us if you dare, is being a cow something amazing?”

Zhao Xiaoshi’s cheeks turned red, struck at her weak spot by Huahua, yet she refused to admit defeat.

“Tsk tsk, small chest it is, stop denying it. Do you think my beast would like a girl with tiny breasts like you? You should strip and check, with your small stature, lacking both ass and chest, my beastly uncle wouldn’t like you.”

While saying these words, Huahua actually also felt odd inside.

Because her own chest and rear weren’t that big either; compared with Tangtang’s Elf, there’s no comparison, so when she mocked others, it also gave herself internal injuries.

“Ha, is your chest that big? Is your ass perfectly round? Show your chest if you dare, and talk about mine being small. So what if I’m flat-chested? I’m proud! I save fabric on clothes, what a great thing, you can’t even imagine.”

Zhao Xiaoshi couldn’t be bothered arguing anymore, flipping her middle finger disdainfully, then striding upstairs.

“Little Elf, where are you going!”

“None of your business, I’m looking for my brother-in-law, what’s it to you.”

Zhao Xiaoshi rolled her eyes in boredom, with only a bath towel covering her, she started heading towards the second floor.

Someone who had been hiding in a crack on the second floor saw Zhao Xiaoshi running towards the second floor.

It scared him so much, he almost rolled straight down from the second floor to the first floor.

“Damn it~! This is gonna be my undoing! Excuse me, ladies, where exactly have your morals gone?”

Lin Zifeng crawled and scrambled back to his room, locking the door.

He couldn’t go out right now; if he did, he’d be dead for sure!

Tap tap tap…

Zhao Xiaoshi, climbing the stairs, occasionally glancing back at Huahua with a provocative look in her eyes.

Thinking secretly: Humph! Play with me, who do you think you are, today I’m going to take my brother-in-law back, let’s see what you can do, last time you defeated me with that Elf named Tangtang; otherwise how could I have lost so easily?

Today… Hmm, I’m going to make you lose fair and square.

The more Zhao Xiaoshi thought about it, the happier she felt inside, wanting to make her opponent lose so miserably, so painfully, that even painkillers wouldn’t digest well.

Poor Huahua downstairs, her face turned pale with anger, her delicate body trembled several times.

Shifting her gaze to the napkin with blood on the sofa, her vivid imagination quickly filled in the blanks, making everything clear to her.

Suddenly, it felt as if her brain exploded.

“Beast! You actually betrayed me!”

The little brat bit her teeth, waving her little fists in a furious and menacing manner.

She chased after Zhao Xiaoshi, heading upstairs.

“Brother-in-law, are you there? I’m done showering, please open the door so I can join you for a chat.”

Zhao Xiaoshi raised her voice significantly when she saw Huahua catching up.

The result was Zifeng nearly having a breakdown inside his room.

“Slut! You little fox, always seducing my beast, huh, you little vixen, even wiggling your little butt so enthusiastically, clearly here to seduce my beast, I want to fight you!”

The little brat was so furious inside she could hardly stand it.

“Brother-in-law, open the door and let Xiaoshi in, let’s chat together, I just bled earlier, it still hurts, won’t you treat me? Look, the wound still hurts a lot.”

Here Zhao Xiaoshi continued her dramatic performance.

Hearing this, the elegant Huahua shivered violently.

Because she just saw the napkin stained with blood on the sofa, could it be that the beast left it after playing tricks with her? Now she’s claiming her work still hurts, could, could it all be true?

Thinking of this, she dared not continue to speculate anymore.

The beast actually brought a little slutty fox to play tricks at her cousin’s house!!!

“Oh crap… little Elf, can you stop playing with me? If you keep this up, I’m really scared you’ll play me to death.”

Over there, Lin Zifeng leaned helplessly against the door, reflecting on the many words Zhao Xiaoshi had just said, estimating what explanation he would have when the Empress Dowager returned later.

“Beast! Open the door and explain everything to me clearly. Who exactly is this little slut? What on earth happened between you two? If you don’t clarify today, I’ll tell my cousin to fire you! I never want to see you again!”

Huahua yelled and screamed.

There was no way around it, Lin Zifeng was so scared he was sweating profusely.

With no other choice, wearing a sorrowful expression with a face full of grief and lament, he finally dared to unlock the door.

“Brother-in-law…”

“Beast…”

The two girls called out to Lin Zifeng simultaneously, leaving him helpless, not knowing which of their questions to answer.

“Brother-in-law, I just bled, it hurts so much, and now I’m going to tell you a secret, okay?”

Saying this, Zhao Xiaoshi deliberately shot Huahua a glance, then squeezed with a smiling face into the room, .

“Mimi? What mimi are you going to tell me?”

Since Zhao Xiaoshi was also a returnee, her Chinese wasn’t very good, so her words broke a little.

The result was Lin Zifeng understood it as “Mimi”.

But in Huahua’s ears, it sounded like a roundabout flirt.

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