Jason Wu retched while escaping the fart range, but how could the lion ape be so willing to give up, running on all fours and chasing after him. It slammed down, and Jason Wu's first life was instantly taken away.

"Damn!!!" Jason Wu roared, the smell of the lemons around him had disappeared. He regained his senses more or less, and after confirming that there would be no danger upon resurrection, he resolutely came back to life.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a bigger monkey! It's still in the category of animals, and since it's an animal, it should be afraid of firecrackers!" As the ape attacked, he threw them violently!

Crackling!!!

The firecrackers exploded, and as expected, the lion ape turned around and covered its face!

"Sure enough!!!" Jason Wu had a happy expression on his face, and instantly rushed under the lion ape, launching an attack from underneath!

He couldn't cut the golden cudgel of the lion ape, and the distance was too high, so Jason Wu aimed the key output target at the two basketballs under the golden cudgel.

After the fart incident just now, Jason Wu was now afraid to stab the rear of the lion ape. He didn't want to take another blow, but there was absolutely no problem with being a man under the belt!

This lion ape can't just pee directly at him, right?!

I don't know if it's a good feeling, but Jason Wu found out that the damage from cutting the two basketballs seems to be much higher than attacking other places on the lion ape!

"Damn it, Jason's move is quite clever, really targeting that pair of basketballs!"

"Looking at the lion's health bar, it does drop very quickly, and the basketball is obviously its weakness!"

"No kidding, every man knows that place is a weakness!"

"Hey, I don't know why, but what I'm seeing is oddly satisfying!"

"Well, I subconsciously clamped my legs."

The sad and painful feeling of the balls seems to be able to pass through the screen to the audience watching the live broadcast. Not to mention that the lion ape, the original ferocious roar, has also changed into a pained sound, which sounds a little funny.

After the pain, the Lion Ape immediately chose to fight back and grabbed Jason Wu with both hands, but Jason Wu used the mist crow to dodge it again, and then continued to attack!

Under such circumstances, the lion ape took the initiative to retreat, and it jumped back sharply, pulling away from Jason Wu.

"Very good, I found my weakness, watch me take down this guy's two basketballs!!!"

Jason Wu's self-confidence suddenly soared, and he rushed towards the lion ape!

And in the process, he suddenly found that the lion ape made a strange movement, it squatted slightly, and then put its right hand under its rear.

What is this trying to do? Is it trying to use some kind of power-packing move?!

"This must be some kind of terrifying move, it needs to be charged up, I have to interrupt it!!" Thinking of this, Jason Wu quickened his pace and was ready to throw firecrackers at the same time.

Firecrackers are capable of blasting out animal-type enemies, and naturally, they can also interrupt their attacks!

However, just when Jason Wu was no more than five meters away from the lion ape, he suddenly saw a large black thing falling onto the right hand of the lion ape which was placed below.

What the heck is that?!

Wait a minute, the lion ape is putting its right hand under its rear...

In an instant, as if Detective Conan had taken action, a lightning bolt flashed across Jason Wu's mind, and he understood!!!

There is only one truth!!!

"Damn, this thing is actually digging up dung!!!" Jason Wu shouted in fright!

With Jason Wu's voice, the audience immediately understood, and then they all burst into laughter!

"Damn, this lion ape pulled a bunch of it, it's using its own feces as a weapon?!"

"Haha, what a dung-thrower!"

"The dung-thrower can't stand it anymore, this is really something else!"

"Jason, I asked you to fight the lion ape's weak spot, and now they are directly retaliating with dung!"

However, by the time Jason Wu realized this, it was too late, and he saw the dung-digging ape holding the ball of freshly-created cakes high in its right hand, as if it were a returning king!

Then, under Jason Wu's shocked gaze, the lion ape jumped high with its hand raised, and then slammed its right hand down at him!

That vigorous look, as if an NBA star is dunking.

At this time, a lyric sounded inexplicably in the minds of the audience: Hey, everyone dunks on your head!!!

BANG!!!

Jason Wu couldn't dodge in time, [Mist Crow] was in cooldown again, he could only eat this dung attack solidly!!!

Jason Wu immediately felt that the sour smell enveloped his whole body, filling his nostrils. In addition, there was a sticky and soft feeling all over his body, and his whole body was extremely heavy, as if he had fallen into a quagmire and couldn't move.

In addition, as far as the field of vision can be, there were all things like mud, that kind of taste, that kind of touch, that kind of...

"Vomit!!!" So, Jason Wu retched again unceremoniously!

And it's even worse than just vomiting!

What an unexpected move!

He thought that this lion ape shouldn't be able to urinate, but who knew this thing would throw dung instead!

Worse than he thought!!!

Actually, the lion ape dung designed by Alex doesn't look disgusting, it's just a big lump of black mud, it smells like... uh, have you ever eaten yo-yo plum? Just like that thing.

Alex also knew that the design of this thing was too disgusting and would definitely arouse the players' physical disgust, so he tried his best to design it as gentle and unreal.

But he still overlooked one point, and that is the power of human imagination.

It's still the same sentence, the human brain is very powerful, and Jason Wu, who witnessed the lion ape's dung-digging action, even if he hits this black thing, it doesn't look like dung, but Jason Wu still imagined it as a huge feces that exudes a foul smell!

"Ugh...." In this situation, Jason Wu couldn't stand it anymore. He suddenly took off the VR headset, disconnected the somatosensory link, and then quickly ran to the toilet.

In the audience's field of vision, they heard Jason Wu retching twice, the character stood still, and then was taken down by the lion ape's few punches!

"Hoohoho!" After Jason Wu died, the lion ape bared its teeth and laughed smugly.

"Damn, this lion ape is still laughing at Jason!!!"

"It's a pity that Jason didn't see it, otherwise he would probably have a mind explosion! I didn't expect him to finally learn to escape from Sister Zhou for three consecutive times!"

"Haha, Jason must have vomited in the toilet!"

"Mainly, this lion ape is too tricky. I feel a little physical discomfort just by watching Jason through the screen! It was farting and now throwing dung. After throwing it, it's still laughing, and my blood pressure is full!"

"This time, the developer's malice is directly full, hahaha!

"Wait a minute, did the developer design this lion ape when he was constipated on a large scale?"

"Definitely, otherwise why is it so rude!"

"Actually, the developer, the lion ape, is well-designed, after all, that's how monkeys really fight!"

"Yeah, I went to Mount Emei once and was robbed by a monkey. After I chased it away, it ran off and threw dung over at me! It's disgusting that I didn't eat for several days!"

"In this game, it can be said that the monkeys are quite accurately portrayed, but the cakes thrown by the lion apes are a little bigger than those thrown by the monkeys at Mount Emei.

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