Villain: The Heroine Overheard My Thoughts and Her Persona Collapsed
Chapter 282 283 – Free to fly
Tang Yu smiled as he handed the three bottles of beer at the front to Ye Qiu and his friends.
He had found these beers on the shelf.
Compared to other products, this batch of Good Juice beer clearly wasn't selling well.
As a helpful and enthusiastic citizen, Tang Yu decided to improve the beer's flavor.
This way, the unsold product could become a hit in the market!
To achieve this, he reluctantly injected a few precious herbal extracts into the beer with a syringe.
These herbal extracts could effectively promote intestinal movement and solve constipation problems.
Seeing Ye Qiu reaching out to take the three bottles of beer, Tang Yu felt a secret joy in his heart.
But unexpectedly, Ye Qiu's hand suddenly stopped.
With a wary look, he pointed to the other beers and said, "Give me the three bottles from the back, these ones have some dust on them."
After getting food poisoning at a restaurant last time from eating unwashed pig intestines, he was now very cautious and wouldn't easily consume food offered by strangers!
Seeing Tang Yu proactively handing him the three specially placed bottles of beer, he immediately became suspicious.
But he couldn't just test if this salesman in front of him was the rat he had been looking for!
"Alright."
Tang Yu didn't expect this damn guy to be so cautious, and could only sigh inwardly.
Following Ye Qiu's request, he handed over the three bottles from the back.
Though these three bottles also had herbal extracts injected into them.
"Thanks."
Seeing Tang Yu so cooperative, Ye Qiu's wariness didn't fade.
As he took the beer, he deliberately brushed Tang Yu's hand with his fingernail.
This was a tracking technique he learned from the old Dragon King.
By applying a special solution to a fingernail, once it touched the target, he could track the target by scent!
To find the rat secretly working against him, Ye Qiu was using every trick he knew!
After giving the beer to Ye Qiu and his friends, Tang Yu had to give the remaining beers to other guests to cover his tracks.
Once the beers were distributed, Tang Yu glanced back.
Seeing Ye Qiu and his friends soaking in the pool and starting to drink, he finally relaxed, smiled, and left the pool to hide outside, ready to watch the show.
With things turning out like this, he didn't believe the Qi Family could still connect with Ye Qiu!
A top-tier family in Yanjing, they still needed to maintain some dignity, right?
"Having some beer while soaking is quite nice. Ye Qiu, do you usually like drinking?" Old Master Qi asked with a smile after taking a few sips of Good Juice beer.
"I'm fine with anything."
Ye Qiu raised his can of beer and clinked it with Old Master Qi's.
During his years as a son-in-law in the Lin Family, he often went out to drink these canned beers to relieve boredom.
"Then stay at my place tonight, and we can have a few more drinks tomorrow," Old Master Qi said with a meaningful smile, putting his arm around Ye Qiu's shoulder.
At his age, with one foot in the grave, he never thought he'd meet a young man who could bring him happiness in his final years.
Once they got home and had a few drinks, wouldn't it be great to chat all night?
"Since the old man insists, I'll risk my life to accompany you," Ye Qiu laughed heartily.
He wasn't aware that the old man wanted him to stir up trouble, or he would have hit him.
After downing a slightly chilled beer, Old Master Qi didn't feel much.
To an old drunkard like him, this fruity beer was no different from a soft drink.
After placing the empty bottle aside, he suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable in his stomach.
As an elderly man, he had a common problem that most elderly people have—constipation.
The overwhelming sensation he felt today was something he hadn't experienced in years.
"Why is it so intense? Could it be that Ye Qiu's vigorous movements stimulated it?" he muttered to himself.
Old Master Qi wanted to get out of the pool to use the restroom.
But as soon as he moved, the primal force within him became uncontrollable.
A yellow stream shot out from his rear, spreading in the water.
Qi Xinghan, who was leisurely drinking beer, happened to witness this scene.
His face changed dramatically, and he choked on his beer.
After coughing violently a few times, he inwardly exclaimed, "Holy shit, Grandpa leaked poop!?"
And in the pool!?
Seeing his grandson staring at him with wide eyes, Old Master Qi's face turned pale, and he trembled as he shook his lips, signaling his grandson not to make any noise.
To avoid being discovered.
Then he looked around.
Fortunately, the pool was quite steamy, making it hard to notice unless someone got close.
Taking a deep breath, Old Master Qi used all his strength to control his sphincter.
He knew that at this critical moment, he couldn't give up.
Otherwise, it would be a damn flood of uncontrollable mess.
From the pool to the restroom was only a short ten-meter distance.
But for an elderly man on the verge of collapse, ten meters was still too long.
As soon as Old Master Qi tightened his body and got out of the pool, Ye Qiu, hearing the sound of water, turned his head and saw an old rear end.
He cursed inwardly at the disgusting sight but smiled and said, "Old man, where are you going? Stay and soak a bit longer."
Just as he finished speaking, Old Master Qi's body trembled violently, and another yellow stream shot out.
Ye Qiu, who had deliberately turned his head, couldn't dodge in time and was hit directly.
The impact was so strong, like a shotgun blast.
Qi Xinghan, nearby, also shared some of the damage.
Covered in hot mess, Ye Qiu was completely stunned.
At that moment, his brain stopped functioning.
But the worst was yet to come.
After the first shot, Old Master Qi completely lost control of his sphincter.
The herbal extracts in the beer filled his intestines with power.
In just a fraction of a second, two more yellow streams shot out.
After being hit three times in a row, the intense smell and impact made Ye Qiu's brain start working again!
"Damn!!!"
On the verge of passing out, Ye Qiu roared, wiping his face vigorously.
"I can't take it anymore, I just can't, you shouldn't have pushed me so hard," Old Master Qi screamed, choosing to squat down and aim at the ground to avoid further collateral damage.
"Damn, the old man crapped."
"Shit, how did he crap so much?"
"Fuck, get out of here, the pool's full of shit."
The people in the pool, like startled birds, shouted and scrambled to get out.
Qi Xinghan, who was unlucky enough to get hit, retched twice and quickly climbed out.
But he had also finished a can of Tang Yu's specially brewed beer.
It was just that his physical condition was slightly better.
The herbal extracts in the beer were only now starting to take effect.
If he moved faster, he might have made it to the restroom.
But he was too anxious.
As he climbed ashore, he slipped and fell.
Then two loud splats were heard.
"Get out of the way!"
At the moment of the hot mess spraying, Qi Xinghan shouted angrily.
Ye Qiu, who was just about to climb ashore, heard the warning but was too late to dodge.
He got sprayed all over again.
"Ah!!!"
Ye Qiu was so furious he almost had a stroke. What the hell were this grandfather and grandson doing?
PS: What day is it today? The sixteenth, you guys are going back to school. Study hard, hahaha. While you're gone, I'll keep stirring things up until you return.