Villain: The Heroine Overheard My Thoughts and Her Persona Collapsed
Chapter 284 285 – Since you’re already here, just spit before you leave
"Damn it, you still dare to chase me."
"You came looking for death yourself, don't blame me for being rude."
"But Old Wei said, no need to kill, just castrate you for a fifty billion reward."
After a fierce kick, Tang Yu chuckled and pulled out a pair of scissors.
As a villain, carrying such things around was perfectly normal.
Standing on Ye Qiu, Tang Yu held the scissors, pretending to make a move.
"Help!"
Seeing the scissors, Ye Qiu's face turned pale with fright, and he immediately shouted loudly.
As soon as he shouted, the sound of police sirens came from the street ahead.
When the two were fighting just now, a passerby who couldn't stand it called the police.
Seeing the police car approaching, Tang Yu turned and ran without a word.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to spit at Ye Qiu.
Damn you for hiring a hitman to mess with me at my house.
Seeing Tang Yu run away, Ye Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, his eyes filled with venomous hatred.
Although he got away this time, if he dares to show up again, I'll definitely catch him!
Because of the scent I left on him, it won't fade for a month!
"From now on, even if I starve to death outside, I won't eat a bite out there!"
Recalling how he fell for it with the food again today, Ye Qiu cursed inwardly.
The police car screeched to a halt by the roadside.
Two officers got out of the car and were immediately overwhelmed by the sight of yellow spots everywhere and the stench in the air.
In twenty years on the job, they had never seen such a scene.
"Holy crap, did a sewage truck explode here?"
One of the older officers shouted, pinching his nose.
They had received a call about a street fight, saying someone got beaten so badly they crapped themselves.
They couldn't believe it at first, and now seeing this, they were even more in disbelief.
"Buddy, are you okay?"
Another officer held his breath and rushed over to help Ye Qiu up.
"Take me to the bathroom, I need to go again."
Ye Qiu's lips trembled slightly, and as soon as he spoke, there was a series of noises.
The two officers quickly dragged Ye Qiu to a nearby public restroom, their faces dark.
After about half an hour, Ye Qiu finally emerged, his legs as weak as noodles.
Seeing his pale, miserable face, without even clothes on and covered in filth, the officers had no choice but to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital.
When Ye Qiu arrived at the hospital, he found ambulances coming and going, busy with the unlucky ones from the bathhouse who got caught up in the mess with him.
These people were all covered in filth, scaring the patients and nurses at the hospital.
Some media people, upon hearing the news, rushed over like dogs smelling something foul.
Seeing Ye Qiu being carried on a stretcher, a young reporter ran over to interview him.
"Hello, sir, I'm Xiao Xiao from Yanjing TV. Can you tell us what happened? Why are you covered in filth?"
As he spoke, the cameraman behind him focused the lens on Ye Qiu.
"F*** you, why don't you take a bite and find out."
Furious, Ye Qiu reached for the filth on his head and smeared it on the reporter's face.
Not stopping there, he shoved two fingers into the reporter's mouth, letting him taste it too.
"Ah!!!"
The reporter screamed and vomited on the spot.
After that, no reporter dared to interview Ye Qiu again.
But that didn't stop Ye Qiu from becoming famous.
Because the video of him fighting Tang Yu on the street was uploaded online by a passerby.
In just half an hour, the video had over ten million views and more than a hundred thousand comments.
"Old Eight, is that you? After retiring, you became a martial arts master."
"Bullshit, that's the King of Soft Rice from Yanjing."
"Holy crap, this guy must be a shotgun spirit, spraying like that."
"Oh my god, so tragic, a passerby got sprayed in the mouth."
"F***, I'm that passerby, where does this bastard live? I want him to eat mine."
As the video's popularity soared, it quickly shot to the top of the rankings.
Lu Junzhuo was resting in his hotel room, sipping coffee.
Ever since he had removed the pawns he knew of in Yanjing, his daily life was about investigating other pawns.
But the Dragon Soul organization wasn't just sitting around.
They quickly adjusted their strategy, hiding and protecting the remaining pawns.
They even sent a few mid-Heavenly Realm experts to ambush Lu Junzhuo, almost catching him off guard.
Having learned from Young Master Tang, Lu Junzhuo decided to be more cautious and not too aggressive.
If worst comes to worst, he could always go after Ye Qiu.
"Hmm? People with diarrhea?"
Seeing the video pop up, Lu Junzhuo clicked on it and immediately sprayed coffee from his mouth.
He paused the video, staring at it for a while, and quickly recognized Ye Qiu.
Seeing this guy fighting while spraying filth, Lu Junzhuo almost laughed himself to tears.
"Damn, this must be Young Master Tang's doing."
Lu Junzhuo laughed, clutching his stomach.
Besides Young Master Tang, he couldn't think of anyone else capable of such a thing.
After laughing for a good ten minutes, Lu Junzhuo quickly downloaded and saved the video.
He figured he could watch it whenever he was in a bad mood to cheer himself up.
Then he suddenly thought of a question.
"With Young Master Tang's disguise skills, there's no reason Ye Qiu should have recognized him. Something's off."
Having thought it through, he quickly called Tang Yu.
When the call connected, he hurriedly asked, "Young Master Tang, where are you?"
"On the run, that damn Ye Qiu chased me for half a day, almost sprayed filth on me."
Tang Yu complained on the other end of the line.
By now, he had run two kilometers and found a hidden spot to change clothes.
"I knew it was you fighting him. Are you far from me? If not, come over, I want to confirm something with you."
Lu Junzhuo laughed heartily.
"Not far, I'll take a cab and be there."
After hanging up, Lu Junzhuo waited half an hour before hearing a knock on the door.
He quickly went to open it, seeing Tang Yu standing there, he greeted him respectfully.
"Young Master Tang, thank you for your hard work today."
"It wasn't too hard, just a bit disgusting. Also, be careful, Ye Qiu is already at mid-Heavenly Realm."
Tang Yu smiled and reminded him.
"So soon?"
Lu Junzhuo's eyes widened.
Having entered the Heavenly Realm himself, he knew how difficult it was to advance even a small realm.
"Yeah, after all, he's the grandson of Old Mudfish."
Tang Yu chuckled, washed his hands, and opened a bottle of mineral water to drink.
Being chased by Ye Qiu for half a day was indeed a bit tiring.
More importantly, it was so disgusting.
He was afraid that in the middle of the fight, Ye Qiu might suddenly turn around and aim his rear at him for the sake of his dreams.
If that attack landed, how could he possibly defend against it?
As the saying goes, a mop dipped in filth is like Lu Bu reborn.