Yama Reborn
Chapter 480 - 477 【Domestic Violence is Illegal!】
CHAPTER 480: CHAPTER 477 【DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS ILLEGAL!】
Chapter 477: Domestic Violence is Illegal!
"Alright, then I’ll communicate with you in a different way."
Chen Nuo gently touched his nose, smiled bitterly, and said, "Before I answer your question, may I ask you one first?"
"What do you want to ask?"
"I’d like to know, how old are you exactly?"
"..."
BANG!!!
Following that loud noise, a figure shot out like a cannonball, flying across the street before crashing directly into an old-fashioned tailor shop on the opposite sidewalk.
Amidst the shattered bricks, glass, and doorframes, Chen Nuo coughed as he stood up from the rubble, only to see Lu Xixi’s figure flashing rapidly towards him!
Lu Xixi extended her hand, placing it on Chen Nuo’s shoulder, and then Chen Nuo was instantly sent flying through the air!
Lu Xixi squinted her eyes and leapt up, shooting into mid-air!
As Chen Nuo’s tumbling figure was just in front of her, Lu Xixi clenched her fist to strike...
That punch, suddenly, whiffed through thin air!
The young man’s ungainly figure vanished from her sight in an instant!
Lu Xixi’s gaze sharpened, then she suddenly heard the man’s voice almost touching her own ear from behind.
"...Uh... I know it’s a bit impolite to abruptly ask a girl her age, but was it really necessary to lash out like that?"
Lu Xixi didn’t respond, but suddenly her body erupted with numerous arcs of bright light!
The electric currents created an elliptical field of electricity, and Chen Nuo’s body was rapidly flung out, away from the electric field.
Lu Xixi turned around, flicking her wrists, and two whip-like bolts of lightning appeared in each of her hands.
Chen Nuo floated in mid-air, looking at Lu Xixi from afar, and sighed, "Are we really doing this—domestic violence?"
Thompson Roderick heard the sounds of the battle high above from inside the car.
"Don’t stop! Keep going! Get away from here!"
The Grand Knight Commander of the Blade Knights gave the order to his driver.
Thompson Roderick had been serving as the Grand Knight Commander of the Blade Knights for seven years. If nothing unusual happened, he would continue to hold that position for fifteen years.
Then he would retire in 1995 and pass the position of Grand Knight Commander to a colleague in the group.
Thompson Roderick was actually a very cautious man.
Many years later, when the Blade Knights were beaten up by the Star Sky Empress, who came to avenge her disciple, the Grand Knight Commander would end up hung on the Tower of London, becoming the butt of the joke in the entire Underground World—that Grand Knight Commander would no longer be Thompson Roderick.
With Thompson’s cautious nature, if he were still leading the Blade Knights, he would never dare to offend the Star Sky Empress.
At the moment, Thompson’s thought was simple: that troublemaker was a Controller. Those who could battle against a Controller were likely Controllers themselves. This area had become the battleground of Controller heavyweights. Why would he stay and be cannon fodder?
The car had successfully driven down a street, but just as it was turning a corner, Thompson’s attempt to steer clear of trouble was disrupted!
With a bang, a shadow fell from the sky, smashing into the sidewalk on the left front side of the car!
The ground had an old-style fire hydrant, which was smashed into a pit, and from the broken water pipe underneath, a white jet of water shot up into the sky.
Water sprayed everywhere, and with a huge pit created in the ground, the driver of the car reacted as best he could, trying to steer clear of the pit that now spanned one-third of the road, but the car still swerved and slammed into a streetlight by the roadside.
With a screech, the hood of the car was somewhat deformed, but fortunately, it came to a stop.
Thompson’s face was livid, but as he watched the location of the fire hydrant, he saw two figures entangled, shooting out from the pit.
Chen Nuo and Lu Xixi were clung to each other, with Chen Nuo in an almost lover-like embrace from behind Lu Xixi, his arms passing under her armpits and gripping her shoulders tightly.
Lu Xixi struggled fiercely but couldn’t move, suppressed by Chen Nuo, with sparks flying around her body!
Lu Xixi swung her arms vigorously, but due to the angle, she couldn’t quite reach Chen Nuo behind her.
Meanwhile, Chen Nuo’s body was also covered with sparks, forcefully enduring the strikes from the electric arc...
After being stunned for a second... Grand Knight Commander Thompson suddenly came to his senses and fiercely slapped the driver, "Reverse! Reverse! Quick, put it in reverse!!!"
The car started frantically, the engine sounding off, but despite smoke billowing from the hood, it finally started successfully and began to reverse.
But it was too late.
Unable to break free, Lu Xixi suddenly raised her eyebrows, turned her hands around, and grabbed Chen Nuo around the waist. Then, embracing him in return, she crashed forward!
BOOM!!
The black sedan was hit by Lu Xixi and jolted backward more than twenty meters. The car nearly performed a backwards flip, while Lu Xixi and Chen Nuo’s bodies were almost wedged into the collapsed hood of the car!
Inside the car, a shaken Thompson cursed in a typically British expletive.
Staying in the car was no longer an option. The car was completely wrecked.
"Thompson!" Chen Nuo burst out laughing.
"Huh?" Thompson was taken aback.
"For the damaged area that was smashed, have someone compensate for it."
"...Okay."
Just as Thompson kicked open the already deformed car door and was about to set foot on the ground, he saw Lu Xixi, who was hugging Chen Nuo and stuck on the car’s hood, coldly shout, "Hmph, your accomplice? Come on then, just join the fight!!"
Thompson’s face turned pale, and suddenly, he pulled his foot back inside.
Accomplice my ass!! I’m not an accomplice!! I want to get out of here!! The thought in his mind was simple: Let this little scourge fight this Controller woman... You guys fight your fight! I don’t dare to offend anyone! If I offend the Controller woman... what if this little scourge finishes fighting and runs off? Can I, "the accomplice," really handle it? I don’t want to be an accomplice! If the car is wrecked, let it be wrecked! Even if the car catches fire right now, I’m not going out!!
From under the car’s front hood, true to expectations, a flame emerged.
Thompson: "..."
Driver: "...BOSS, are we still not getting out?"
Chen Nuo slapped the car body, immediately causing the car hood to twist and the car’s metal parts, trapping both of them, to break. Then, gripping Lu Xixi, they were catapulted into the air once again.
In mid-air, the two of them were already pummeling each other in a ferocious exchange, but no matter how hard Lu Xixi tried, Chen Nuo simply wouldn’t let go of her from behind.
Lightning had struck Chen Nuo more than a dozen times, and even though the skin on his body started to emit a burnt smell, he just wouldn’t release his hold.
At this moment, Chen Nuo had also roughly estimated the situation.
Right now, this Lu Xixi in front of him was nowhere near as strong as his wife back home. Well, that sounded a bit weird, but you get the point. If this were Lu Xixi from 2002, would Chen Nuo dare to endure more than a dozen of her Lightning Whips?
"Let go!"
"I won’t."
"You!!!" Lu Xixi glared.
Chen Nuo took a deep breath. "Unless you leave this place with me and find somewhere we can have a good talk."
"What’s your scheme?"
"None, just really want to talk."
"We can talk, but only after I beat you down!"
Chen Nuo sighed. "Don’t you know something?"
"What?"
"Domestic violence is illegal."
"..." Lu Xixi unleashed a torrent of furious, unintelligible curses.
Chen Nuo was stunned; he didn’t expect Lu Xixi to start cursing.
In two lifetimes, he had actually never heard Lu Xixi swear.
So, Chen Nuo suddenly pondered for a moment, then sighed, "Okay, I apologize first. What I’m going to do next will definitely make you angry, but it’s the only way I can get you to come with me willingly."
Lu Xixi held back a half-finished curse. "What are you going to do?"
Chen Nuo chuckled sneakily.
Then...
He suddenly leaned in and planted a fierce kiss on Lu Xixi’s earlobe.
And just to be safe, he drew back one hand and gave Lu Xixi’s buttocks a hard squeeze!
Lu Xixi: "..."
For a moment, Lu Xixi was completely frozen! Her mind went utterly blank! Absolute emptiness, not a single thought, all cognitive processes came to a halt.
Two seconds later, feeling the man behind her releasing his grasp, her figure dashed through mid-air like an arrow-struck rabbit, fleeing far away...
Only then did Lu Xixi snap back to reality!!
He!!!!!!!!! He!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare he??!!!!!!!!!!! No one has ever dared to do something like this to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Without a moment’s hesitation, Lu Xixi’s whole body suddenly burst into electric light!
Amidst an explosion of arcing electricity, her figure shot out like a meteor, relentlessly pursuing in the direction Chen Nuo had fled!
"Sir... are we really not going out?"
Inside the vehicle, the driver bit his lip and looked at Thompson. The fire was quickly approaching the car door...
Thompson: "..."
Driver: "Sir... if we really can’t go out, could you please ask a passerby to call the hospital and make an emergency reservation..."
Two figures fell from the sky in succession!
Upon landing, Chen Nuo immediately bounced away into the distance.
Not far away was an ancient castle estate!
The place in London that Chen Nuo was most familiar with was right here... This was also, twenty years later, Lu Xixi’s home in London. However, at the moment, Chen Nuo was reassured that this castle estate belonged to a certain British noble family... a noble family in decline. The estate and castle had been uninhabited for many years before Lu Xixi bought them because the cost of expensive repairs and upkeep was more than the declining noble family could afford. So, they eventually sold it to Lu Xixi. At this moment, the estate was in a state of disuse. The meticulously trimmed green belts seen in later years were currently overgrown with weeds.
Chen Nuo ran swiftly toward the estate with Lu Xixi’s lightning strike smashing down behind him.
Chen Nuo bounced away again, feeling the flicker of electricity behind him as a small roadside tree instantly burst into flames, becoming a huge torch in the night.
Both of them rushed into the estate, and Chen Nuo unceremoniously kicked open the castle gate and stormed inside.
The air in the long-abandoned castle was filled with the smell of decay and dampness.
After entering, Chen Nuo immediately darted to the left and hid in the shadows.
Lu Xixi, following behind, barged through the other half of the main door and entered.
Using her spiritual power to sense her surroundings, she found that Chen Nuo’s trace had completely disappeared in the darkness.
Lu Xixi instantly calmed down—the Star Sky Empress may have her weaknesses in personality, but her innate talent and instincts for battle were definitely top-notch.
Suddenly, Lu Xixi turned around and swiftly retreated the way she came, landing outside the castle gate and shouted coldly, "You want to lure me in? Shrouded in darkness, you plan to ambush me here?"
There was no answer.
Lu Xixi sneered and crooked a finger. Instantly, the burning tree in the distance snapped!
The blazing treetop shot forth, flying straight through the castle’s main entrance!
"Come out! Otherwise, I’ll burn this place down!" Lu Xixi shouted menacingly.
But Chen Nuo was already hiding behind a second-floor window.
Burn it then... After all, this place is going to be your house in the future. Well... okay. But this seems somewhat unethical. The current owner of the castle has done no wrong to him; burning this place without reason and causing others losses isn’t right either.
Chen Nuo sighed.
In the hall, countless strands of Telekinesis swiftly converged, forming a Mentality Cocoon that enveloped the burning treetop, extinguishing the fire before their eyes.
Seeing this from outside, Lu Xixi snorted coldly, raised her hand, ready to throw another tree inside.
"Wait a second!"
Chen Nuo’s shout came from the second floor.
"What, can’t hide anymore?"
Chen Nuo sighed, leaped down from the second floor, and landed in front of Lu Xixi, then quickly raised his hand. "One minute! Just one minute! Listen to what I have to say, and then decide whether or not you want to continue fighting!"
Lu Xixi’s face was steely. "It’s not about fighting you. Today I must kill you!"
"Even so, can you wait a minute for me to finish talking?"
"...Speak!"
Chen Nuo looked into Lu Xixi’s face. "First, I lured you here with no ill intentions, just worried that if we fought in the city, innocent people might get hurt. Plus, with no one around here, it wouldn’t disturb me from telling you some rather private matters."
Lu Xixi sneered. "Are these your last words?"
"Don’t rush me, that was just the premise. The main point comes next!"
Chen Nuo urgently waved his hands, took a deep breath, and then blurted out loudly in a rapid-fire manner!
"Your name is Lu Xixi! ’Lu’ as in Sika Deer! ’Xi’ as in detail!
You like to drink milk tea, favor the taste of red beans, and hate matcha.
You love reading martial arts novels!
And, you are most afraid of water!!
I am not a stranger; in fact, I should be the closest person to you in this world!
Because, twenty years from now, I will become your husband. You love me deeply, and I love you too.
We will even have a daughter together!
But you’ve been controlled by a powerful extraterrestrial creature establishing both a mental and a life-controlling connection with you, putting you in an extremely dangerous state.
So, I traveled back to this time to find you, to save you!
I... am your future husband!!"
Chen Nuo nearly yelled this in one breath, then intently stared into Lu Xixi’s eyes.
Indeed, a strange look flickered through Lu Xixi’s eyes.
Then...
That strange look suddenly turned into a blazing fury!
Chen Nuo was taken aback, unable to react in time when he saw Lu Xixi’s straight punch coming at him!
The fist grew larger and larger in his eyes...
And then, Chen Nuo took a punch straight to the face, his body reeling backward, flying out rapidly!
After smashing against the walls of the ancient castle with his back, Lu Xixi was already coming at him with a knee strike, crashing into Chen Nuo’s embrace!
Chen Nuo was like being hit by a speeding tank, and the wall of the ancient castle shattered behind him!
Maintaining her momentum, Lu Xixi rammed Chen Nuo, and they both tumbled through the breached wall into the castle!
Chen Nuo’s mouth bled as he desperately resisted Lu Xixi’s knee, shouting loudly, "Even if you don’t believe me, you could at least question the details to verify, right?"
In the darkness, Lu Xixi’s voice was icy and furious. "You come up with such ridiculous lies, do you think there’s a need for me to ask?"
"Lies?"
That was too much for Chen Xiaoguo! I’ve told you countless lies in my life, and you believed them all! This time I’m obviously telling the truth, and you don’t believe it?
"Where are the lies! We could confront each other and verify!"
"It’s all lies!"
"Which part is not true?"
In the darkness, Lu Xixi was already straddling Chen Nuo, one hand pressing against his neck, desperately vying with Chen Nuo’s arms.
"Which part? Every single sentence is wrong!" the woman’s voice sneered in the dark.
Chen Nuo: "...?????"
His mind went completely blank in an instant!! Every sentence is wrong?!
"I don’t like any of the things you mentioned!
And, I... am not afraid of water!"
In the darkness, a burst of electric light suddenly erupted from Lu Xixi’s body!
Chen Nuo lay on the ground, looking up at Lu Xixi’s cold face, her eyes filled with murderous intent!
"I don’t care who you are! The indecent, shameless thing you just did to me, I will definitely kill you for it! So it doesn’t matter who you are! Once I kill you, whatever sinister plots or traces, they all become irrelevant!"
With that, Lu Xixi lifted her other hand, and as the lightning transformed, it seemed as if a sharp sword descended!
"Most importantly! My name isn’t Lu Xixi at all!"