Chapter 1: Activate the Simulator! - You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What? - NovelsTime

You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?

Chapter 1: Activate the Simulator!

Author: 西瓜要吃冰的
updatedAt: 2026-01-11

[You enter the simulation]

[You're cornered in the backyard annex by your future brother-in-law]

[He wants to screw you over]

[You counter by killing yourself, avoiding being violated]

[You died]

[This simulation ends]

"Holy shit!"

He Yu in the room looked utterly shocked.

Remembering the simulation's plot, He Yu subconsciously covered his buttocks.

Though emotions from the simulation didn't carry over to reality - it was like watching a movie starring himself - the absurd yet terrifying scenario still left He Yu extremely uncomfortable.

He Yu walked to the window-side table to sit down, wanting to drink tea to calm his nerves.

But the teapot on the table only contained tea leaves at the bottom now.

He Yu could only force himself to cool down.

As his thoughts gradually settled, He Yu reflected on his circumstances.

He Yu had just transmigrated to this martial arts world today.

The original owner was the only son of a poor farming family.

Recently, the village suffered drought, with nearly all villagers starving to death.

The original owner's parents also starved days ago, leaving only the fifteen-year-old barely alive.

Wang Kun, master of the Golden Saber Martial Arts School who was passing by, took pity on the presentable and clever-looking youth and brought him to the school.

After arriving, the perpetually hungry original owner was overjoyed to eat fatty meat at every meal.

School Master Wang Kun also had a beautiful, lively youngest daughter Wang Yulin.

The original owner gradually developed feelings for Wang Yulin.

To his delight, he noticed Wang Yulin often showed him affection too.

The original owner became ecstatic, even fantasizing about someday marrying Wang Yulin gloriously.

But before that day came, the original owner mysteriously died.

Allowing He Yu to transmigrate into his body.

The newly arrived He Yu inherited all the original's memories.

"Wang Yulin's so beautiful and we're mutually attracted - perfect starting point!" He Yu was thrilled.

But his joy was short-lived.

After awakening his simulator cheat and conducting one simulation, He Yu made a shocking discovery.

Wang Yulin's approach wasn't out of affection.

She merely wanted He Yu to lower his guard and stay willingly at the Golden Saber School.

All to satisfy her elder brother Wang Yuanyi's...particular hobby.

Wang Yuanyi's hobby involved handsome young boys.

School Master Wang Kun knew but indulged him because of Wang Yuanyi's extraordinary martial talent.

In fact, bringing the original owner here was precisely to let Wang Yuanyi play freely, so he'd focus on martial cultivation after releasing urges.

"Great, just great! Your family really knows how to have fun!"

He Yu thought he came as a son-in-law, not a child bride.

"Damn it! No wonder they won't let me learn martial arts - they're raising me as their little plaything!"

Furious, He Yu threw away the half-embroidered mandarin duck handkerchief.

"What proper man embroiders handkerchiefs!"

He Yu quit embroidery.

Because this family was too damn extra!

They'd made the original owner so effeminate that even He Yu inheriting the body was somewhat affected.

He Yu gritted his teeth in anger.

Fortunately, he'd awakened the simulator cheat!

The simulator could simulate He Yu's entire life, ending at death.

After simulation, he could bring back all obtained items, including cultivation realms!

From the first simulation, He Yu knew Wang Yuanyi would soon visit intending to embrace him.

As a Skin Refining Peak cultivator against He Yu's complete martial arts ignorance, resistance was impossible.

"Pity I've used today's simulation chance. Must hide now!"

Shocked by the simulation's direction, He Yu only brought back the suicide dagger.

Equivalent to wasting one simulation opportunity.

Just as He Yu wallowed in regret, a simulator notification appeared:

[Initiate next simulation?]

Huh? A second simulation today?

No usage limits?

In his past life, He Yu was a veteran Tomato Novel reader with 2.5 years reading history.

He knew simulation opportunities were usually precious.

Some required long cooldowns, others consumed rare items to humbly exchange for one chance.

Why did his simulator casually offer another?

How presumptuous!

As He Yu pondered this, new messages appeared:

[Host, you've got cheats - act like it! Stop being stingy!]

[This simulator allows unlimited simulations anytime, no restrictions!]

[Abandon outdated thinking! Remember your mission - dominate the cheat realm and achieve glory!]

He Yu raised an eyebrow: "Getting lectured on values by my simulator system?"

He wondered if the simulator had life frustrations, being more hyped than its host.

"Whatever, doesn't matter now!"

He Yu shook his head, dismissing irrelevant thoughts.

Unlimited simulations? Time to soar!

This round's MVP is mine!

Simulator, activate!

[You enter the simulation]

[You sit by the window holding your embroidered mandarin duck handkerchief]

["Fuck! This again?" You curse at the handkerchief]

[You angrily throw it down and stomp twice]

[As if breaking invisible shackles, you regain masculine vigor]

[You clench fists determinedly - though nothing was taken, you'll reclaim everything this time]

[Recalling last simulation, you know Wang Yuanyi will soon come to violate you in your room]

[You must leave first to avoid him]

[And find martial arts manuals to start cultivating]

[You take the dagger - if things go south, you'll suicide immediately]

[You decide to find Wang Yulin]

[Since she doesn't cultivate either, you can extort manuals from her]

[Approaching her courtyard, you hear Wang Yuanyi's presence]

[Wang Yulin and Wang Yuanyi are talking inside]

["Brother, I've put all the drugs you gave me in his teapot. When they take effect, you can go."]

[Wang Yulin's crisp voice carried a fawning tone]

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